NATO in Chicago

Dear anyone I go off on today:

  It's just that I'd been seeing your bitching about protesters all day in my feed and that, combined with WGN news' masturbatory coverage of the new police state, was all that
was needed to set me off. You know, like a cop in full riot gear who gets hit in the head with an empty water bottle, so he just has to billy club some vegan girl's teeth out. Also, I happen to fucking like the 1st Amendment, even if you find it inconvenient at times or haven't informed yourself enough on any issue to know why people are upset. Or maybe, just maybe, you loathe yourself so much that part of you wants to be owned, to be beaten, to have your brain hog-tied and then thank the man what tied you up. But not me. So today, at least,
fuck off.